Mike & Rob's A Day At The Beach
Alanis Blows The Competition Out Of The Water
What do you do in your spare time when you've sold more records than Wendy's has bacon cheeseburgers? If you're Alanis Morissette (and there's a pretty good chance you're not), you enter long-distance running events under a false name. The Canadian alt-thrush, sporting a black one-piece bathing suit and a fetching shower cap, entered an event called Mike & Rob's A Day At The Beach Triathlon in Ventura, CA, three weeks ago under the name Nadine Burke, according to Radio & Records supersleuth Jeff Axelrod.
So what you really want to know, we're sure, is how did the former child actress/singer do in the race. Well, out of 91 women, she finished in the middle of the pack,